The Universe is MENTAL!!
|Straight Boys:||Why are all the hot girls lesbians?|
|Lesbians:||Why are all the hot girls straight?|
|Straight Girls:||Why are all the hot guys gay?|
|Gay Guys:||Why are all the hot guys straight?|
|Bisexual People:||WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?|
|Pansexual People:||everyone is hot what do I do|
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir