I do not follow the Wiccan Rede

dalldall:

I do not follow the Wiccan Rede.

I do harm if I see the situation fits.

I do not follow the “law” of a RELIGION I do not even belong to.

I do practice my craft as I see fit.

I do and will tell any stranger who tries to correct me to fuck off.

(via beewitch)

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starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.


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In the doge’s eye

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Could it be?

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I THINK IT IS

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Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

(Source: monsterwhitt, via andwecallthemmiracles)

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farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

(Source: rainbowbuttcake, via cluster-of-stars)

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sylphaeon:

droseattack:

weeaboo-chan:

crystal-consciousness:

lesbiansandcats:

joshverdi:

modifyourown:

educate yourselves

so sad

3000 tigers are fucking serious.
ARE YOU SERIOUS

people need to open their eyes.

quietly cries self to sleep over endangered species

shit there are like NO tigers left. 

It seems humans will destroy the earth, or all of its inhabitants, before time gets to.

sylphaeon:

droseattack:

weeaboo-chan:

crystal-consciousness:

lesbiansandcats:

joshverdi:

modifyourown:

educate yourselves

so sad

3000 tigers are fucking serious.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

people need to open their eyes.

quietly cries self to sleep over endangered species

shit there are like NO tigers left. 

It seems humans will destroy the earth, or all of its inhabitants, before time gets to.

(Source: tydettmer, via andwecallthemmiracles)

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housewifeswag:

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

this is disgusting.

(via i-stole-the-lexx)

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dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via dirtyyusefstealer)

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taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

(Source: grindlebone, via forestvibrations)

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queenqueercutie:

jaylenejoybeligan:

eziocauthon89:

castielcampbell:

furryredfox:

transitive-property:

yukikoneko19:

toodrunktofindanurl:

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

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reblog cuz this is funny

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

Mostly reblogging for that last story

I wanna live in Africa

I totally love the idea of being able to go around completely topless without all the stigma… but idk about boobs = BABIES ONLY…. I mean, I kinda like it when people squeeze/suck/bite my nipples . __.

(via nycticeius)

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dancer2626 asked: You say weed doesn't kill. But it does. Driving while under the influence, for example. Car crashes kill. It damages multiple organs in your body. It damages your brain. It can cause you to lose learning skills. There is a reason why kids in school are being taught to not do drugs. How can you say marijuana doesn't kill?

kushandwizdom:

That’s like saying pencils kill people, because someone used a pencil to kill someone. This is ridiculously funny.
It has nothing to do with the persons poor decision making, choosing to drive whilst high.. No? Oh kk

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Please reblog if you believe in ghosts/spirits

columbiaskies:

Whether it be the kind you see in movies, demons, souls with unfinished business, poltergeists, or just imprints on old objects.

I just want to know.

(via flamingglitterball)

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